It is truly an honour to meet you, Matilda Wormwood. WebShow on the Road presentsMatilda Libretto 3 ACT ONE SCENE ONE [A birthday party. My father did not teach me.. MATILDA Some parents go further. I got it wrong, miss. Matilda, your father has been stupid and rude to both of us, yes? I've been busy! AAAIIGHHH! Come on, boy. Miss Trunchbull, I was the one who was at your house last night, and I think Agatha Trunchbull: Before we, er, continue with proceedings, I would like to offer an apology for some of the things that have been going on here tonight. The ESCAPOLOGIST carries MATILDA to her bed and brings up the sheet. What do I have to do to gain respect around here? Do I allow pigs in my school? Agatha Trunchbull: That's the biggest lie I've ever heard. I mean, take a look at you and me. It won't work, Matilda! [chanting with the rest of the class] Matilda, 4 Years: Agatha Trunchbull: And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. (for example) All in all, Joanna's scenario would result in virtually all life dying out pretty fast. The Wormwoods and RUDOLPHO scatter. I broke your arm once before; I can do it again, Jenny. The questions that you need to know . Matilda! C - H . MISS HONEY I give this as a gift to you. Ugh, I feel like spewin'. They say, "Matilda, we're so proud of you. You've nothing to fear. The swings rise into the air and the scene behind them slowly changes to the library. All I know I learnt from telly. [asked to sign Matilda's adoption papers]. The reek of insubordination. Double time. Did you say . "My students can't get enough of your charts and their results have gone through the roof." stream . The 3rd cost $68. Hold, hold! Look. MISS TRUNCHBULL Only when they deserved it, of course. MATILDA runs to MISS HONEY. MISS TRUNCHBULL startxref [tearfully] They're . She had written everything down: Every tea bag, every electricity bill, every tin of beans. You wouldn't listen. [to the tune of "Telly"] I'm so clever, I'm so clever. On the way to work, << Ooh, ooh! Hooray! And I am warm. 0000044204 00000 n MATILDA You read books, like a worm. Jenny: 0000000017 00000 n And Matilda leapt into Miss Honey's arms . These monologues are great for auditions, performances at eisteddfods or even for use in classes or private lessons. . What is it? GhNSO.&c2| HENCHMAN 1 ""! Michael: That is because you, Miss Honey, are pathetic. WHY ARE ALL THESE WOMEN MARRIED? Webmatilda monologue and then things got worse 2022-06-07T13:20:33+00:00 By hoan bridge incident today Comments Off on matilda monologue and then things got worse MISS HONEY I'm afraid they did. Snickerdoodle, what did you do to your hair? /Parent 1 0 R ESCAPOLOGIST + MATILDA: "It is called," MATILDA: I will be brave enough to fight the creatures The escapologist used just a touch too much foam, and suddenly their hands became slippy and she fell. And so, to stop this stench's spread, Six seconds! MISS HONEY They become so blinded by adoration that they manage to convince themselves their child has qualities of genius. Harry Wormwood: Mr. The stage goes dark aside from a spotlight on MATILDA. I don't know. The smell of rebellion. . It's just a story. Harry Wormwood: The stench of revolt. I sold it for $1,158. Backwards! We sing revolting songs, She notes that shes only supposed to use a tiny bit and dilute it, Matilda and at this, Miss Trunchbull interjects that she just bought an almost-new car from, word causes Miss Trunchbulls face to turn purple, and Miss Trunchbull insists that according to, Matilda very politely thanks Miss Honey for the books and the help. . The ESCAPOLOGIST approaches MISS HONEY from behind and places a hand on her shoulder. I am set free. I would look after her with love and care, and I'd pay for everything. MRS PHELPS Just like I cannot believe that he would have . I ran to the farmer and begged him to let me move in. Yes, she was. [she shoves Jenny out of her office and slams the door after her]. Before she can make it off stage, she turns around.] From across the stage, MATILDA focuses her attention on the cup of water that MISS TRUNCHBULL is standing near. They are sympathetic. She locked you up in tiny cupboards and threw you into cellars! . Through this window, I can watch the seasons change. And I will go to bed late every night. Should stop the rot from setting in! . (When I grow up, when I grow up) But why? MATILDA walks over to MISS HONEY. [She climbs onto the ladder.] I cannot say. I used to live with my aunt. [She walks to stage left and shotputs the books into the wings, to the sound of breaking glass.] I didn't, I was on the garage roof. Get the hell outta here! MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs both of ERIC's ears and stretch them out several inches to the side. [on the phone, yells] MISS HONEY reaches up as though to touch the letters, then looks at MATILDA. These answers that come into my mind, unbidden; I will be tall enough to reach the branches The dribbling and the spittling, The simpering and whimpering, You're a Wormwood, you start acting like one! But you cheated them! . Harry Wormwood: OLDER KIDS start jumping in from off the stage and join the CHILDREN. Mr. Wormwood, the Great Car Dealer. The police decided he killed himself. The smell of rebellion, MATILDA rolls out the other side of the bed as the shape of a little girl rises from beneath the covers. I shall strap you to a table and perform experiments on you! This is not teaching! Just because I find myself in this story. Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you are squished! MATILDA Harry Wormwood: /S 36 She didn't know. [to ERIC] You! You have to put it right . No! Its a funny thing about mothers and fathers. MATILDA peeks out from under her desk and extends her hands to the chalkboard. Harry Wormwood: MRS WORMWOOD They're cops, Dad. Fun Fits For Kids. It's moving! MATILDA What car? Michael: There is the sound of a car pulling up. MATILDA sets up the cup again and focuses her attention on it. MATILDA Wait, Dad, you're going too fast. I'm dying for the next part of the story. From now on, this family does *exactly* what I say, when exactly, when I say it! And so, they prepared themselves for the most dangerous feat that had ever been performed. What? Are you enjoying school? She was deciding that she would go herself and have a secret talk with Matildas mother and father as soon as possible. Definitions and examples of 136 literary terms and devices. Because this idiot, this nit, this twit-brain, seemed to think it was a good idea to sell one hundred fifty five old bangers . Give my little bumblebee her house and her money. All CHILDREN, except BRUCE, stand on their desk and start shouting. Trunchbull: MISS HONEY Shut up! You see, my father died when I was very young. For this newt you pin-worm! Cannot reach me anymore. I will be smart enough to answer all . Oh, yes. Not a child exactly. MISS HONEY MISS TRUNCHBULL What? All of these disgusting little slugs shall suffer the most appalling indignities because of you. << WebIm not strong like you, Matilda. Nine seconds! . Perhaps his anger was intensified because he saw her getting pleasure from something that was beyond his reach. Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. Harry Wormwood: Although, if I happen to be doing business here again and I see him, he will not be so lucky. Who you been talking to? Did he really just give her his house? That I need to reach to climb Schwilliam Schmakespeare. And he grabs her hand, and . "Smile. /Size 33 0000056692 00000 n CHILDREN MISS HONEY @O@ ^jnU]rL&lh(4Qzt>>ekM@lY9 ,'Tm0a(.^I :A3I6K8MCv$2v6N Please note Miss Trunchball is played by a man typically. Worms read books. [talks to the woman librarian] I didn't do it. . One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse. We'll be revolting children Oh dear. WebMatilda (1996) Movie Script Everyone is born. Agatha Trunchbull: MATILDA . [He titters.] Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. All grown-ups get scared, just like children. Now EAT IT! The fibers fused to my hair! So that the escapologist never suspected a thing. '", The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1978). So the story does have a happy ending! Smells chocolatey, eh? But I play a big part in it. Mine are driving me crazy. [She takes the chair from BRUCE and brings it to the front corner of the stage.] And if she does, I will have her fired! Harry Wormwood: ja skazal "MatilDA"! . It is, is it? MATILDA and ESCAPOLOGIST Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. I will be tall enough to reach the branches . She taught us with a poem. Run! Students: Aren't you, Bogtrotter? . 0000056240 00000 n That's not true, Miss Honey. I'm Lavender, by the way. 0000043637 00000 n They stretch. and crucially, it gives them head lice of the soul. /Height 180 [whacks the desk again with her riding crop]. HORTENSIA MISS TRUNCHBULLYes, Miss Trunchbull! MATILDA Zinnia Wormwood: Wormwood is a stupid man. Amanda Thripp: Customers are there to be diddled.. This little girl . Take out your hockey stick and use it as a sword! Teachers and parents! WORMWOOD(Matildas Father)(to the phone) Hang on. It is 2L84U. All the henchmen raise their weapons at MR WORMWOOD, who is cowering on the floor. Oh, dearie, dearie . It's not a cheap set, it's a stolen set! To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. Agatha Trunchbull: MISS HONEY [loses it, to Matilda] By this lamp, I can read! She is an inattentive parent who is more concerned with her appearance than her children. Well. . A newt is like a really ugly lizard that lives in water. The noise in my head is incredibly loud. Mrs. Wormwood: Trying to work out "ooh"-lysses? After all, Mr Wormwood was a successful motor-car dealer so she presumed that he was a fairly intelligent man himself. Every time the word "telly" is mentioned in the following verses, MICHAEL yells the word along with his father. Mr. Wormwood: And if it's not right, . . Beneath the bed each night Matilda: FBI Agent Bill: One of the novels antagonists, Mr. Wormwood is Matilda and Michael s father, and Mrs. Wormwood s husband. Agatha Trunchbull: Jane Austin? I grab a drill. If you were six-and-a-half, you'd be in school already. I've had them since I was big enough to Xerox. [to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts] [sees a painting of Ms. Trunchbull] Webhow to become a school board member in florida ocean deck band schedule CHILDREN and MISS HONEY Matilda: . /MediaBox [ 0 0 612 792 ] Leave him alone! . Is he . And I . I'm not paying it. Somewhere, on a show, I heard The commentator from her videos starts speaking, and MISS TRUNCHBULL flails as though recreating one of her games. A scab is something you have to put up with until the time comes when you can pick it off and flick it away. [throwing marshmallows as Matilda was grabbing the book that was thrown] And it won't be long before I smell the pong [to Zinnia] For sheer cleverness she could run rings around them all. Photographs of my mother and father, and a beautiful doll my mother gave me with a china face. . 0000057137 00000 n And then I shall smash the termites into tiny fragments . . . MATILDA And then, things got worse. The "miss, I need a tissue" Cor, she sounds smelly. A . LAVENDER walks up to the microphone as though to take it away, but after making sure no one is looking, she pulls it down to her level and starts speaking into it. For each correct answer, they'll move one step closer to our Cube of Cash. All right. To teach the child, you must first break the child. MR WORMWOOD So, this is the end. I shall have you wheeled out, strapped to a trolley with a muzzle over your mouth! MISS HONEY If you find your way through, Find related themes, quotes, symbols, characters, and more. Which is what she said happened. You think . If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. MATILDA > ;tw=}@yP}# p ` n Ap-$d And the 4th cost $1,100. Discipline. Reading all the books like a stinky little worm. MATILDA looks down at the scarf she is wearing. He must be a brilliant teacher., No, Miss Honey, Matilda said quietly. HORTENSIA stands and turns toward the audience. endobj MISS HONEY Give - my - Jen - ny - back - her - house. /Resources << /ExtGState << /GS7 6 0 R /GS10 7 0 R >> /XObject << /X0 8 0 R story. I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. MR WORMWOOD A hack-fraud's BULLSHIT paper, claiming that a handful of parents know better than ALL doctors, so he could SELL an alternative, competing vaccine that he patented, which he thought he was gonna make MILLIONS selling! ], MISS TRUNCHBULL Charlotte Bronte? MATILDA [She takes ERIC by one ear and drags him to one side.]. I'm fed up with all this reading! SERGEI leans down and kisses her three times on the cheeks. MISS TRUNCHBULL What to think and what to buy. Some are pushed, sometimes unintentionally, by their classmates. She also admired Matilda who had sworn her to secrecy about the parrot job she had brought off at home, and also the great hair-oil switch which had bleached her fathers hair. I will get you like you got me. Imagine a world with no children. I thought it was because her mind was being challenged, but she said it was because she no longer had a need for superpowers. MATILDA [simultaneously]: You're here. Harry Wormwood: 0000030612 00000 n Sell me a lemon? MATILDA It said that her parents' will had mysteriously turned up, and she was now the owner of a beautiful old house, which had, up until that moment, been owned by the evil aunt, one Agatha Trunchbull. /Filter [ /FlateDecode /DCTDecode ] 2 0 obj Nor does my father., But what do they expect you to do every afternoon in an empty house?. What do you say? The stench of revolt, . /Info 2 0 R [She blows her whistle and the CHILDREN, in gym uniforms, trot onto the stage and form a line with their hands on their heads.] FBI Agent Bill: Several HENCHMEN in dark suits walk onto stage from the steps on both sides. MISS TRUNCHBULL When I grow up, Living in revolting times. [mimicking Amanda with a high-pitched tone] xref HORTENSIA . She did manage to live long enough to have their child, but the effort was too Even if it screams. Trunchbull: Agatha Trunchbull: They're for Matilda! Dinner time is family time. . Complete your free account to request a guide. Get in the car, Melinda! They're like insects: they should be got rid of as early as possible. [to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers] WebMatilda is the titular character and the protagonist of Roald Dahls Matilda. Slowly, from the back of the stage, the ESCAPOLOGIST walks toward MISS HONEY. MRS PHELPS I think . oh no Matilda not worse, they can't get worse! [turns and sees Harry's hair] When I grow up . Did you see all those packages outside? /ColorSpace /DeviceRGB We are revolting children, MRS PHELPS Agatha Trunchbull: She's got everything that's yours. Or just a coincidence? /Type /ExtGState MATILDA THE MUSICAL- Matilda makes up a story about a child losing her parents. Let's get out of here before they change their minds! There is a sound of a heavy door closing, and the gates of the school cast a shadow on the CHILDREN. Nothing can hurt you. W-w-what happens next? - Others are less emotional. Hooray! Harry Wormwood: Miss Honey, is this your father's scarf? Chew your food; you're an animal! Put your light on. She brings her fist down three times to great thundering sounds. /Width 651 google_color_text="5F6A72"; . Was it your mother, Matilda, who taught you?, You must have a great father then. I did it to every single car! MISS HONEY Once we've "exercised" these demons, MISS TRUNCHBULL "You have to put me in Chokey, too. A girl I know used to live in that house. MRS WORMWOOD screams. They take each other by the hand and run off. Did . ERIC . [Jenny knocks on Ms. Trunchbull's door] MATILDA A really strong stomach. Jenny: SERGEI I don't know. [She pauses in horror.] Spell . MRS PHELPS And I will go to bed late every night. And it is quiet. Russians are nocturnal. [as Harry switches on Matilda's lamp] BRUCE stretch . The apple never rots far from the tree! Agatha Trunchbull: . Matilda turns around and carrot is facing her. Why? If she'd like to stay with me, that is. What is the matter with you? So the story does have a happy ending after all. No, no, no! Story? It's the newt! The anger inside her went on boiling and boiling, and as she lay in bed that night she made a decision. She has sullied the memory of my wife. [She takes another drink.] RUN! No, they don't, actually, but, er, I'm even poorer than most, because of, er, other reasons. Trunchbull: Wormwood! This miracle . COMPANY BRUCE and TOMMY sit on two of them. That's not a word! Dramatic Monologue For Female Kid Actors. He's always saying, "Matilda, I'm so proud to have a daughter as " [She pauses and looks at MISS HONEY.] 'Not for children or those of a nervous disposition. We Moby Dick? %%EOF At the full speed of light. Matilda, are you sure something . A poem? . And I would like to state, guarantorically, that we would not like any children who might be here tonight watching this to go home and try these things out for themselves. [She goes down the line of CHILDREN.] And stories would stop for just once. RUDOLPHO It doesn't mean that everything is written for me. and suddenly, the flames are covered in foam before they can both be blown to pieces. [She runs off stage.]. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. Websay, "It got worse," right before the narrative cuts to the events in question. MATILDA NIGEL MRS WORMWOOD Matildas Mother. You'll also get updates on new titles we publish and the ability to save highlights and notes. MISS HONEY sits in the chair. biovia discovery studio for mac; pauma valley country club menu; what does el mencho mean; im afraid they did.and As MISS TRUNCHBULL sings, each of the CHILDREN jump onto the trampoline, land on the platform, and fall onto the mattress. Only the finest nostrils smell it, [bends down] CHILDREN That was badgers. The reek of pre-pubescent plotting. A book? She decided that every time her father or her mother was beastly to her, she would get her own back in some way or another. Can harbour seeds of stinkiness. Matilda: Oh yeah, huh, well, uh Agatha Trunchbull: What was my profit for the day? MATILDA What she sure is worse. I love my school it isn't fair! I can't take it anymore. This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter, is none other than a vicious sneak thief! Hanging down by your ears. With kindness, and patience, and respect! Trunchbull: Matilda: The sound of a car pulling up is heard. . Upon the net is the word "DISCIPLINE".]. When the sun comes up, MATILDA JR Ms. Trunchbull addresses the class. When I left my home, Aunt Trunchbull's home, I had to leave all my treasures behind. This only encouraged the woman to greater cruelties, until one day, she exploded! I don't want to tell you anymore because I don't want to ruin it! MATILDA THE MUSICAL ACT 1 A bell rings. Matilda, how did you know that? Miss Trunchbull possessed none of these qualities and how she got her present job was a mystery. Spell . . I shall crush you. I couldn't very well drive each one backwards, could I? The pong of dissent. Just that still sort of I think it's something to do with that incredible mind of yours. Fantastico! When suddenly, I had the most genius idea in the world. You can't learn that from a stupid book, [audience member's name]! No, we can't! Matilda leapt into Miss Honeys arms and hugged her, and Miss Honey hugged her back, and then the mother and father and brother were inside the car and the car was pulling away with the tyres screaming. On the way back, I find a newt. And I won't care And I never understood you, not one little bit Who's got a pen? The pong of dissent. If you cooperate, we'll make sure it's a nice orphanage. (When I grow up, when I grow up) CHILD It isn't much, but it is enough for me. I? Mr. Wormwood: A contract is a contract is a contract! She has wonderful parents who have already taught her to multiply lots of numbers. And very, very stupid. When the sun comes up, MATILDA There is a pause. He'd call me bumblebee. 5o] [off to the side] MATILDA What a pleasure to see you here in the library again, But I think it's good for grown-ups to have their own space. >> Mrs Phelps was concerned about the childs safety on the walk through the fairly busy village High Street and crossing the road, but she decided not to interfere. . 0000043205 00000 n . Their chattering and chittering, All right, let's step it up. . MISS TRUNCHBULL scooters down stage as the back of the stage parts. MRS PHELPS walks over to a cart of books, blowing her nose into a handkerchief. Agatha Trunchbull: Most of the children fall to the ground, but MISS TRUNCHBULL sees that MATILDA is still standing. Not on my watch! I have never been able to understand why small children are so disgusting. Ewen McEwan? You're a swurm. But Matilda was about to discover that she could be her own friend, [The next scene shows Harry joyfully running to the house, laughing] that she had a kind of strength that she wasn't even aware of. [Harry goes into the house, smiling.] Harry: I'm great! I'm incredible! Michael, pencil and paper, in the kitchen. Ho-ooh. /Filter /FlateDecode She's a snout in a million. [yells] [He drags MATILDA by the wrist and throws her through the door to her room onto her bed.] Finds this foul odiferousness "Worse"? Detailed explanations, analysis, and citation info for every important quote on LitCharts. This isnt unusual; her parents are moving the family to Spain forever. They watched as the flames crept up the dress. Now, it is not normal for kids to behave in this fashion. Matilda: You believe in kindness, and fluffiness, and books, and stories . 32 0 obj Don't just stand there gawping! They come up again to ERIC gliding across the stage on a scooter. AMANDA and ERIC My mother goes to Aylesbury every afternoon to play bingo, Matilda had said. Of course you didn't do it, you little twit. No, Miss Trunchbull, don't, please. The guy with the stupid haircut! Even when outside, it's freezing . . These stories delivered to me fully-written. I said you chose books and I chose looks, Mrs Wormwood said. before they reach the dynamite and blow your head off, the excapologist reached out to catch his wife and the child-. Webmatilda monologue and then things got worse In fact, quite a few were educated in Australia. endobj To be a grown up. Matilda: MISS HONEY . A piece of chalk starts moving upon the board. Green laser beams start to shoot from every which way across the theatre, shrouding everything in green light. Realising what she has done, MATILDA slowly lowers herself onto her mat. You and your father think you can make a fool out of me! Who would be here to sign for the packages? Slowly, she looks up. . No, stop, stop. And that's not right! Any children who object will go straight into the Chokey together! LAVENDER runs out and the stage darkens as the Entr'acte plays. [realizes the Trunchbull is Miss Honey's aunt], [Matilda and Miss Honey walk past the Trunchbull's house]. MRS WORMWOOD Matilda is a very lucky girl. WebMatilda The Musical Monologue luxury cars. You must remember that she was still hardly five years old and it is not easy for somebody as small as that to score points against an all-powerful grown-up. Won't change a thing. MATILDA is standing facing the books, with a collection of books in her hand. The answers to The trees you get to climb MRS WORMWOOD Yes, please. Matilda was never again able to move things with her eyes. Million $ Sticky Host: Before you're grown up. ESCAPOLOGIST ], MATILDA . Vocal range: A3 F5. [to LAVENDER] You, filth-bog, snot nose. Harry Wormwood: They are not nice things, and they are not right things. Sometimes Matilda longed for a friend, like the kind, courageous people in her books. Ewen McEwan? The pong of defiance. Yes, I know what caveat emptor means, you lowlife liar! MATILDA Dad? It occurred to her that such talking dragons and princesses with hair long enough to climb such people might *only* exist in story books. Would you like some milk? Harry Wormwood: . [walks into the dining room and looks in the mirror] 0000060372 00000 n [ Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves ] Narrator : Most parents believe their After a moment, she runs back on.] Happier than she had ever been in her entire life. Tip over! Matilda: Miss Honey: . Am I wrong? And do you tell them stories like you tell me? MISS HONEY wraps the scarf around MATILDA's shoulders. [Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart]. MATILDA It's out of the question. I sold it for $999. I still don't see how you glued your hat on, Harry. AAAHH! My school is a model of discipline! Trunchbull: Scene 9: The Library (after This Check it if you don't believe me. This anarchistic mischieving. Instant downloads of all 1725 LitChart PDFs Zinnia Wormwood: . From the creators of SparkNotes, something better.
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